This explicit towel is made with 100% terry cloth cotton. Perfect for a bathroom, kitchen, or bar. They're functional, super absorbent, eco-friendly screen printed, and feature the patented Hang Tight Towel Loop. These pun-intended, raunchy, vulgar hand towels add personality to your home, and make unique gifts! Original designs by Twisted Wares are all copyrighted, and far from primitive. *toilet paper, hashtag, text humor, top seller, Novelty Bath*

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