Some people describe the blobfish's expression as dour or grumpy, we just accept its resting blob-face for what is is: reality. When you squeeze this soft vinyl fish, he lets out a satisfying oink-like groan that describes just how his day is going. This product is to grumps what the rubber chicken is to jokesters. 

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