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pens guaranteed to leave an impression
You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Hand 'em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss... when you say 'Borrow My Pen?' you'll ALWAYS make an impression. Includes (8) memorable styles, packed on a peggable blistercard.
We fulfill online orders Monday through Friday within 48 hours of receiving the order. (Assuming all items are in stock and available for immediate delivery.)
Orders will be shipped via USPS, FedEx, or UPS and should arrive within 3-5 business days, unless otherwise stipulated.