pens guaranteed to leave an impression

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Hand 'em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss... when you say 'Borrow My Pen?' you'll ALWAYS make an impression. Includes (8) memorable styles, packed on a peggable blistercard.

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If you need to return a product, you have 30 days to do so in its original condition for a full refund

*Please note, some items such as Bogg Bags, heavy books, or large-volume products may have restrictions.