Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing off your true 'talents' to your co-workers.

- Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens.

- Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use)

- Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use)

- Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter.

- Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).

We ship your order on the same or next day, depending on the time you place it.

As a Shopify store, we've partnered with USPS and UPS to offer fast shipping.

Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $50* within the United States.

If you need to return a product, you have 30 days to do so in its original condition for a full refund

*Please note, some items such as Bogg Bags, heavy books, or large-volume products may have restrictions.