This pun-intended dish towel is made from 100% flour sack cotton. And, it's a patented Hang Tight Towel®! Hang them over anything you want to secure them to and pull thru the loop. They'll Hang Tight! They're 26"x26", pre-washed, pre-shrunk, lint-free, super absorbent, and eco-friendly screen printed. These explicit, snarky, sassy & fun tea towels make a perfectly unique gift! Original Twisted Wares designs are copyrighted, and far from primitive. ** Lack of Holiday Spirit grinch scrooge **

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