What Were You Expecting?: First Words for New Parents by Cameron Spires | Board Book Books - Nonfiction Hachette Paper Skyscraper Gift Shop Charlotte
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Looking for a laugh-out-loud baby shower gift or a little comic relief for sleep-deprived parents? What Were You Expecting?: First Words for New Parents by Cameron Spires is a board book like no other written not for babies, but for the grown-ups trying to keep it together. With tongue-in-cheek "first words" like "Meconium" and "Sleep Regression," this cheeky read is packed with honest humor and relatable moments every parent will appreciate.

Here's what makes this book so special:

  • Made for Parents, Not Babies: A humorous twist on the traditional baby board book format, designed to bring smiles and sympathy.
  • Hardcover, Board Book Style: Sturdy enough to survive the toy bin, coffee table, or baby's grasp.
  • Perfectly Irreverent: Honest, funny, and spot-on when it comes to the realities of early parenthood.
  • Great Gift: Ideal for baby showers, new parent bundles, or anyone diving into the parenting journey with humor.

Perfect for:

  • New and expecting parents
  • Baby shower and registry gifts
  • Parents who love real talk and laughs
  • Fans of irreverent humor and clever gift books
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