As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners!

• Because all things fart = funny gag gifts
• Prank stuff to up your funny dad game!
• 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets