The legends are true—mermen are real. Don't get too close or you'll be caught in their trap. Yes, tales do not mislead, if you find yourself traveling mermen-infested waters you'll need to cover your ears before their alluring music pulls you in. Some groups sing opera, others yodel, and some specialized clusters have developed their own calming hypno-beat. So, beware their songs and their strong arms lest you let the ocean's tide pull you in forever!

Approximately fits men's shoe size 7-13 and women's shoe size 8.5-14.5.