Van Down by the River Card

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Van Down by the River Card Cards Pretty Good Cards Paper Skyscraper Gift Shop Charlotte
Van Down by the River Card Cards Pretty Good Cards Paper Skyscraper Gift Shop Charlotte
Van Down by the River Card Cards Pretty Good Cards Paper Skyscraper Gift Shop Charlotte
Van Down by the River Card Cards Pretty Good Cards Paper Skyscraper Gift Shop Charlotte
Van Down by the River Card Cards Pretty Good Cards Paper Skyscraper Gift Shop Charlotte
Van Down by the River Card Cards Pretty Good Cards Paper Skyscraper Gift Shop Charlotte

Van Down by the River Card

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Remember when motivational speakers lived in vans down by rivers instead of posting inspirational sunset quotes on Instagram? Those were simpler times. This card features everyone's favorite disheveled life coach pre-furniture destruction, perfect for anyone who appreciates a good '90s SNL reference or needs a reminder that their life choices could always be worse. Size: 5 x 7. Printed on premium cardstock with matching kraft envelope. Blank inside (unlike Matt Foley's opinions on your future). *A small but mighty portion of all sales (including this one!) is donated to the Maggie Daley Center for Women's Cancer Care at Northwestern in memory of my mom, Pam, the original PGC, who let me start watching SNL earlier than she and my dad probably should've. Thanks, Ma! © Pretty Good Cards, LLC
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