Bald Guy Greetings

This Birthday Card is From the Most Thoughtful Person Birthday Card

SKU: 126

$3.95

Inside reads: "FINALLY, A RANKING ON HOW MUCH PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. THE OFFICIAL GUIDE.

THEY SEND YOU A TEXT MESSAGE: They care about you very little. Sorry, but you probably already knew that, right?

THEY WRITE ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL: They don't really know it's your birthday, Facebook reminded them and it was literally the least they could do.

THEY SEND YOU AN ECARD: They like you, but not enough to spend $3.95 on you. You should re-evaluate this relationship.

THEY CALL YOU: At 7:00AM- It's nice that they want to be the first to call, but they clearly don't respect your sleep. At 11:59 PM- They forgot your birthday. This is a guilt call. Don't answer. The ideal phone call takes place between 10:00AM and 10:30AM and it includes at least one verse of The Birthday Song.

THEY GIVE YOU AN ACTUAL GREETING CARD: This is the winner. This is how much I care about you. I actually took the time to buy you a birthday card and make sure you get it. If you're writing thank you notes, you might want to write mine first. I'm just sayin'.

THEY HAND WRITE YOU A LETTER ON COLLEGE RULED BINDER PAPER: This would be the most caring person in the world- if you were in the 4th grade. But since you're not, this is weird and to be honest, a little creepy. This person has the potential to be a stalker. Be careful. Seriously."

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