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INSTEAD OF STRESS EATING, WHY NOT BE STRESS SQUEEZING?Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next election. Shaped just like a cooked Thanksgiving turkey, this festive 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam Stress Turkey will help to gobble up your anxiety during the holidays or anytime you’re forced to listen to a relative’s opinions for a long period of time while eating. Works better than tryptophan!
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD. SMALL PARTS. NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 3 YEARS.
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