- Delivery and Returns
Everyone farts! Squeeze my foot too, and hear that all familiar sound!
Please state which Farter PBJ you would like in the comments.
We fulfill online orders Monday through Friday within 48 hours of receiving the order. (Assuming all items are in stock and available for immediate delivery.)
Orders will be shipped via USPS, FedEx, or UPS and should arrive within 3-5 business days, unless otherwise stipulated.