Inside reads: "A drink with alcohol in it. Don't fucking call me and ask me to get a smoothie or something."

We ship your order on the same or next day, depending on the time you place it.

As a Shopify store, we've partnered with USPS and UPS to offer fast shipping.

Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75* within the United States.

If you need to return a product, you have 30 days to do so in its original condition for a full refund

*Please note, some items such as Bogg Bags, heavy books, or large-volume products may have restrictions.