I Drink Coffee Because I Need It | Birthday Card

NobleWorks

I Drink Coffee Because I Need It | Birthday Card

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Drink Coffee Funny Birthday Greeting Card

Bring a smile to someone's face with this humorous birthday card from NobleWorks. The cover features the message: "I drink coffee because I need it and wine because I deserve it."

Inside, the card reads: "You deserve a happy birthday."

Details:

  • Dimensions: 4.6" x 6.75"
  • Printed on recycled heavy cardstock in the USA
  • Comes with a white envelope

This card is perfect for friends or family members who appreciate humor and enjoy both coffee and wine.

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