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AUTOMATED DISMAYDid you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it’s too much of an effort to do all the sighing yourself. This 3½" Disappointed Sigh noisemaker makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. It includes four sighs — male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your grumpiness electronically!
We fulfill online orders Monday through Friday within 48 hours of receiving the order. (Assuming all items are in stock and available for immediate delivery.)
Orders will be shipped via USPS, FedEx, or UPS and should arrive within 3-5 business days, unless otherwise stipulated.