- Delivery and Returns
Cover reads: "Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk"
Inside reads: "It's your birthday...milk it for all it's worth."
We fulfill online orders Monday through Friday within 48 hours of receiving the order. (Assuming all items are in stock and available for immediate delivery.)
Orders will be shipped via USPS, FedEx, or UPS and should arrive within 3-5 business days, unless otherwise stipulated.