2023 Carpe F*cking Diem Planner: August 2022-December 2023

SKU: 9781728249865


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Seize the f*cking day and get your sh*t together with this hilarious swearing organizer!

Packed with profanity and lots of stickers for adults, this sarcastic and funny carpe diem planner and appointment calendar says it like it is while keeping you organized. Bursting with irreverent motivation and bold internals, this 2023 engagement calendar will inspire you to laugh off the stress, handle your sh*t this year, and (maybe) swearing will help! The perfect holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift for foul-mouthed friends and family, or to keep for yourself!


  • 6 x 8 planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writing
  • Four planner sticker sheets with over 325 funny and motivational swearing journal stickers for adults with quality adhesive
  • Elastic band closure
  • Environmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paper
  • Colorful monthly and weekly calendar grids and goal planning pages with ample writing space
  • Weekly sh*t to remember sections plus bonus note pages
  • Holidays and observances
  • Year at a glance


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